Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Kama sutra earth delights box


A generous supply of Kama Sutra's most coveted sensual pleasures awaits the adventurous in the Earthly Delights Gift Tin. This collection is a wonderfully romantic gift for weddings, anniversaries, or showers. Inside the beautiful reusable tin are full sizes of Sweet Almond Massage Oil, Honeysuckle Honey Dust with a feather applicator, The Original Oil of Love, Honey Almond Massage Cream and Spearmint Pleasure Balm. Kama Sutra... sheer enjoyment!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Kama sutra oil of love


This newly enhanced kissable oil is for sensuous loving! Caress a few drops on whatever spots you desire, then blow gently to release the power. The water-based oil is hypoallergenic, dermatologist tested, and condom safe. Although the oil appears tinted in the bottle, Oil of Love is clear on the skin and washes away easily with soap and water. Bottle contains 4 fluid ounces. The flavor will tempt kiss after kiss!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

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Sunday, October 10, 2010

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: Endless Desires Couples Toy

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: Endless Desires Couples Toy: "Loved It! Great toy for couples! Thicker & bigger is better! • Versatile, stretchy, gently ribbed enhancer adds girth and support for him ..."

Endless Desires Couples Toy



Thicker & bigger is better! • Versatile, stretchy, gently ribbed enhancer adds girth and support for him • Pleasure nubbies and dual ticklers add incredible stimulation for her • 2 powerful removable vibrating bullets with push button control • Soft TPE (enhancer) ABS with silver plating (bullets) • Batteries included (6 watch, 12 included) • 4.25”x 4”/ 11 cm x 10 cm (enhancer) • 2.25”x .5”/ 6 cm x 1 cm (bullet)


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Gothic Vampire Dress

Costume includes dark, gothic halter-back dress with attached collar and sleeves.
Use coupon code "take10" for 10% off at The Horny Toad Store!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Red Riding Hood



3 pc red riding hood lycra dress, waist cincher, and cape.  Super cute! 
 10% off use coupon code: take10 at

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Sue Johnason Super Head Honcho


California Exotic Novelties Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho is a high quality, durable stroker. The sturdy TPR material will take a roughhouse session while you bask in the reward. The three chamber design, a little hand action and some lube is all you need to feel the award winning suction power. What more can be said? Show your manhood who is boss! The Super Head Honcho is longer than the original and better than ever with new suction chambers. This clear Silicone masturbator is 6 inches of scintillating passion. The open-ended Silicone shaft has caressing nodules at its base and houses 3 delectable suction cavities to bring your orgasms to a new height. Add some water-based lube when using this tight and stretchy stroker for some wet and wild fun. This is the hand powered pumper you have been waiting for! 

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

sweet nurse halloween costume

I wore it out last year for Halloween and everyone loved it. Comes with pleated skirt, corset top, and hat.
 I had a great time and looked super sexy!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: Pornkins rated x pumpkin carving kit

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: Pornkins rated x pumpkin carving kit: "Okay so this is just wrong on so many levels but I had to share!!!Yet another way to make your store the ultimate one-stop Halloween shop w..."

Pornkins rated x pumpkin carving kit


Yet another way to make your store the ultimate one-stop Halloween shop with Pornkins Pumpkin Carving Kit! Enough triangle-eyed scary faces on Jack-O-Lanterns; how about a naked female silhouette in a martini glass, or a hand holding up the shocker? This X Rated Kit Includes: 2 Carving Knifes ,1 Poker Tool ,1 Instruction Sheet, 1 Scoop, 10 Stencils.   Get yours today at your favorite Halloween Haunt...
For all your pornographic, naughty, freaky Hallween desires.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: I rub my duckie massager

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: I rub my duckie massager: "I Rub my Duckie MassagerThis is a cute little vibrator that doesn't seem out of place in the bathroom. It's always close at hand and you nev..."

I rub my duckie massager

This is a cute little vibrator that doesn't seem out of place in the bathroom. It's always close at hand and you never have to worry about forgetting to put it back in the drawer! It has great vibration and is fun to use in the bath alone or with a partner for some real bath-time fun.
Collect the whole set at The Hornytoad Super Store!


Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Body spa vibrating sponge

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I Love this!  The Body Spa Vibrating Sponge is a luxurious way to cleanse and satiate. To the naked eye it looks like a standard loofah sponge you can purchase in the health and beauty aisle, but this offers an intense, silent vibration. Next time you lather up in the shower imagine releasing some stress by rewarding yourself with a sensual showergasm!

Visit The Horny Toad Store and get yours now!

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: Awesome Bodystocking!

The Horny Toad's Toy Review: Awesome Bodystocking!: "The Horny Toad StoreThere's no better way to start an evening of adult pleasure than with some sexy lingerie. The only thing hotter than ero..."

Awesome Bodystocking!

There's no better way to start an evening of adult pleasure than with some sexy lingerie. The only thing hotter than erotic body wear peeking out from under your clothes is wearing it with no clothes on at all! Leave it on or take it off as things heat up - either way, you're in for a night of wild sex when you get things started with this long-sleeved bow lace bodystocking. The open crotch design provides easy access exactly where you want it!

I was a tad skeptical about the whole body stocking idea, I didn't want to look like a hot dog stuffed into a bun, but I've heard good things from my friends so I gave it a try. Yowza! I felt so sexy! The lace gave me a wonderful feeling and boyfriend loved petting my stocking body. A+ Horny Toad Store!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

OMG!!! This is to cool! Ohmibod Freestyle mp3/ipod Vibe


Works with Ipod/Mp3 Players
The Ohmibod Freestyle Vibe comes with some impressive packaging. You are lucky with most toys if they come with a little pouch, but the freestyle arrived in a nice white box and a carrying case to boot. Getting started is pleasantly simple; connect the Ohmibod to the wall charger. A steady red glow illuminates until it's fully charged. When the light turns green, you're ready to go. The reverberations are truly amazing. I love music; Country, Classic, Jazz or Hip Hop, there's never a dull moment with my Ohmibod. While on vacation, I found that this is more discreet and travel-friendly than most sex toys. There are even different plugs for different countries. Any jet setter can simply pack the small carrying case and have no worries about making sure they've selected the right attachments, Ohmibod has them covered. Relax, put on some headphones, and let your music pleasure more than just your ears.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Super Sexy Pirate Girl Cami Set


Okay... so it's not a toy but it is super sexy and most important...comfortable!!!  The cute pink and black pirate girl cami set is one of Mr. Toad's favorites.  Erotic and edgy! This sexy set comes with everything so you don't waste a lot of time and money trying to find all the pieces in your size.  This Super Sexy Pirate Girl Cami Set comes with cami top AND matching panties AND thigh high stockings printed with pink, pig-tailed skulls and crossbones. It's made from a nylon mix fabric so it's super comfortable and stretchy for all those yoga positions we usually end up being put through.   Put in on when you're in the mood for a Jolly Roger.  

Check it out at The Horny Toad Store for $25! 

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Venus Butterfly...A Must Have!


 When Mr. Toad so proudly presented the Venus Butterfly to me it was a little scary looking with all those straps and the wire hanging off it.  I thought it would probably make my already overly frizzy hair stand on end.....BUT once you slip it on adjust the straps and power it up...you totally forget about everything else (sorry Mr. Toad).  Finally multiple orgasms without the cramped wrist or the dreaded "I was almost there dang it." Yippee!!!    Can be worn during intercourse just avoid missionary because it's a little to much pressure; go for a ride instead!

A must have for every toy box!  It comes in multiple colors and two sizes. There is also a wireless version and one with 7 functions at The Horny Toad Super Store